For those of you of a certain age, you’re probably well aware of Urban Dictionary.
If you’re not, you’re welcome for being introduced to it.
Essentially, it’s an encyclopedia of cultural slang and modern phrases for people to try to stay current and ‘down with the kids.’
You can also search for your own name which is really fun:
It’s pretty accurate.
Anyway, there’s loads of weird and wonderful words and expressions on there with some pretty bizarre definitions.
Here’s some of the most random – yet hilariously relatable– ones we could find:
The worst kind of people.
Me every morning.
A bit forward.
Great excuse for getting fat.
We all know a few of these.
You sunk my battleship
There’s always one.
My friend James.
That period is unsettling.
Someone please find a cure.
Waste of a good sock if you ask me.
I do this all the time.
I think it’s nice
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