It’s always nice to be clever, but more often than not, people didn’t get the best out of school and can only hark back to it, wondering what might have been if they actually tried.

Sure, you could start trying to learn some stuff now, but that would be hard and who has the time?

What you want to do is trick people into thinking you’re smart, by learning pointless facts and spewing them out any time the conversation your in takes a turn even slightly relevant to what’s being discussed.

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Don’t use them all at once.

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