A Machine Gun Kelly fake tweet claiming the musician regretted ending his relationship with Megan Fox has received a fairly definitive response from the man himself. Machine Gun Kelly, whose legal name is Colson Baker, said the viral message was “faker than a pair of tits.” Subtle it was not, but confusion is now unlikely.
The fabricated post appeared to come from Baker’s account and included photos of Fox in lingerie. Its caption claimed he wanted to throw his phone at a wall after seeing the images.
According to the fake message, Baker believed he had “the baddest woman to ever walk this planet in love with me” and had ruined the relationship. It also said he would “never forgive himself.” None of those words came from him.
How did Machine Gun Kelly respond?
Baker replied after another social media user shared the false post and called him a “loser.” Rather than offer a lengthy explanation, he dismissed the screenshot with his blunt one-line verdict.
Other users also criticised whoever created the fake account, with one describing the impersonation as “actually so pathetic.” A community note was added to the post, clarifying that Baker’s genuine account had never published the message.
Another person questioned why some users could not accept that two adults might still care for each other and raise a child together without remaining a couple. That is less dramatic than invented public regret, which may explain why the internet required assistance reaching the conclusion.
The false post gained attention because Baker and Fox had a highly public relationship that often produced its own headlines without outside help. They began dating in 2020 and announced their engagement in 2022, before later ending it.
What happened between Megan Fox and Colson Baker?
Megan Fox and Colson Baker frequently discussed the intensity of their relationship. They said they drank small amounts of each other’s blood “for ritual purposes,” while Fox’s engagement ring was designed to make removal painful. Conventional romance was apparently considered insufficient.
The former couple share a daughter, Saga Blade Fox-Baker, and have remained committed to co-parenting despite their separation. Baker has repeatedly spoken warmly about Fox as a mother, making the fake post’s claim of bitter public regret even less credible.
He previously said Fox “really does all the work” when it comes to parenting, describing his own role as “the music teacher.” Baker added that she is a great mother and said he would “just play the guitar and pray that the baby is happy.”
His comments suggest continued respect for Fox, but not the social media meltdown invented on his behalf. For now, the pair appear focused on raising their daughter, while Baker is left correcting strangers who write fictional emotional statements under his name.
