Not too long ago I was having some serious trouble getting to sleep, so I got out of bed and drove to the nearest 24 hour shop I could find, in the dead of night.

It was about 2am and I really just wanted to get my hands on some kind of sleeping tablets or night nurse, but the cashier upsold me some tea…

I just wanted to sleep and I got some speech about how I shouldn’t rely on tablets, and should try relaxing with a cup of this “sleepy” tea. Not where I thought my night would be going.

To the tea’s credit, it worked better than I thought it would – I really thought it would just make me need a p*ss and while it did, I did eventually sleep… AND NOW THERE’S MORE!

Tactfully named ‘Calm the F*ck Down’ tea, this new infusion is set to change your life and eliminate stress.

Available on Firebox for £9.99, the product description reads:

A softening and refreshing blend of herbal tea, delicately dashed with chamomile and peppered with lively liquorice. Delicious, reviving and sure to soothe your stress with this sumptuous, tranquil fusion of loose herbal tea.

You heard right, not only does this sensational concoction taste glorious, its soothing qualities will console even the busiest of brains, hushing your woes, make you feel all warm and snuggly inside and of course calm you the f*ck down.

You’ll get around 50 cups of tea from one box of the stuff, and the reviews are pretty good.

Maybe I’ll get some? I’m bloody furious right now…

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