Does anyone else do the thing after eating a KFC when you have some gravy left and you just drink it from the little tub? I absolutely assume I’m not the only one but whenever I do it in front of someone, I get seriously scorned.
I’m not sure why. Maybe it’s like pleasuring yourself? We all do it, it would just be remiss of you to have a bash in public. Perhaps I should save drinking gravy neat to when I’m in my own company.
It’s just that there’s nothing quite like KFC gravy. The rest of their menu, I can take it or leave it. I’m a big fan of their chicken fillets but I’ve enjoyed other chicken more elsewhere. I think I can honestly say that I’ve never enjoyed other gravy more anywhere else, though.
It’s wondrous stuff, and now you can remind yourself of it from your own home as, even when you don’t have a tub to hand, your KFC gravy candle will fill your house with the aroma of salty, chickeny grease. Yum!
However, don’t go thinking that this will change your home forever, as the candle is limited edition and only 230 have been made… for some reason?
The good news is that you don’t have to pay for one, whilst the bad news is that you have to enter a competition – which you can do here – in order to own said candle.
The description for the candle reads:
“It’s all gravy baby. Nothing beats the sweet, soulful aroma of KFC gravy.
So this January, why not fill your home with Finger Lickin’ good vibes thanks to our limited edition KFC Gravy Candle.”
Along with that, KFC have got a new “chill” playlist, where you can listen to the sounds of the famous chicken purveyors. Listen to that here…
What a world we live in, eh? Makes you think.
Makes you think of KFC launching gravy-scented candles, specifically.
Still a thought though.
Images via KFC