I genuinely hate confrontation so if any conflict does arise in my life I’ll usually run for the hills.

It’s a pathetic way to be I know, but considering I’ve made it to 26 and seem to be doing alright for myself, this spineless coward will continue to do what he does best.

(Here’s a hint: The key to avoiding conflict is to avoid people. Wherever people are, conflict usually follows, so if you want that easy life like me, live in isolation [you’re welcome].)

For most normal people, though, conflict is unavoidable, which in turn seems to force people into seeking out harsh revenge.

Revenge, as they say, is a dish best served cold, and for one professional tree surgeon, that couldn’t be more applicable.

A certain council decided to cut down said professional tree surgeon’s favourite tree, Clyde, and he was having none of it.

He made them pay for it in the most evil and calculated way imaginable, in a tale hundreds of years in the making.

Read on:

Pure, unadulterated evil.

Seriously, this guy’s an evil genius – if he put more time and effort into conquering the world than he did seeking revenge for his fallen tree, he’d rule everyone.

By the way, in case you were wondering how big these trees actually are, here’s a picture of one:

Mayor Steve Aspel, you f*cked with the wrong tree (guy).

Images via Treehugger/Imgur/Getty