The grandeur and splendour of what mother nature has to offer is without parallel. Untarnished beauty lies in each crevasse and plain, every river and ocean, in the sky and underground on our green earth.

BUT SOME F**KING SEAL JUST TOTALLY PAWNED A KAYAKER WITH A F**KING OCTOPUS AHAHAHA

Excuse me. Amongst others, Kyle Mulinder and Taiyo Masuda were kayaking off the shore in New Zealand, testin out the new GoPro model.

Taiyo Masuda explained:

We were just sitting out in the middle of the ocean and then this huge male seal appeared with an octopus and he was thrashing him about for ages.”

The seal eventually disappeared before coming back, more p*ssed off than usual, throwing the octopus directly at Mulinder. Have a watch…

Wow nature is beautiful.

Mulinder went on to say:

I was like ‘mate, what just happened?

It was weird because it happened so fast but I could feel all the hard parts of the octopus on my face like ‘dum dum dum’.

Ugh. Gross. I was once “attacked” years and years ago by a small black octopus when I was having my first go at fishing on some rocks in Spain. I screamed at it crawled(???) up my little leg, my dad tried to hit it with the fishing rod, hitting me in the process and my granddad fell over.

Good times.

 

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Taiyo uploaded the moment to Instagram and it since gathered the attention of a lot of people. It’s not every day you see a seal throw an octopus at a Kiwi.

I might watch it again…

Hahahahahaha.

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