What would you do if you won the lottery?

It’s one of those questions I’m sure everyone will have answered at some point in their lives, with the usual responses being: quit work, travel the world, buy a new home/sports car, yadda yadda yadda.

Completely reasonable in my opinion.

What I can’t stand is when people win £90 million and say that it won’t change them and they’ll be going to work on Monday morning.

OH BORE OFF.

Of course that money will change you. Why do the lottery at all if you don’t want it to change your life?

Anyway, 23-year-old Jane Park hit the headlines back in 2012 when she became Britain’s youngest lottery millionaire, and judging from her appearance you could say it’s changed her a lot.

Apparently, though, money can’t buy you love, as Jane is launching a website where men can apply to be her boyfriend for a £60,000 annual “allowance” so they can wine and dine her.

I’ve got a girlfriend but I’ll do it.

60k to go out with someone. She can’t be that horrible can she?

A source told  The Mirror how she will film the interview process for a documentary, set to air next year.

The source said:

“Jane is amazing and has so much to give but she has found herself alone again as since she won, she’s had terrible luck.

She’s never sure whether she is being loved for herself or for her bank balance. So she would rather have the arrangement out in the open. Jane has a tendency to be insecure sometimes and worries about people’s motives. She is willing to pay the right price for someone loyal.”

For all those of you who actually care, Jane split with X Factor finalist Sam Callahan in 2016 following reports of him cheating.

Clearly, she’s just unlucky in love like the rest of us peasants, as a source said:

 “Jane is amazing and has so much to give but she has found herself alone again as since she won, she’s had terrible luck.

“She’s never sure whether she is being loved for herself or for her bank balance. So she would rather have the arrangement out in the open.

“Jane has a tendency to be insecure sometimes and worries about people’s motives. She is willing to pay the right price for someone loyal.”

Mo money, mo problems, ey.

Jane says life was easier back when she had an £8-an-hour job as an admin temp and a two-bed Edinburgh council flat, and to some degree I can sympathise with her; I’d go off the rails if I won that much money at such a young age.

You can bet I’d go out in a blaze of glory, though.

In Vegas. Surrounded by strippers. Obviously.

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