I’ve gone to extreme lengths before to capture the attention of a girl I fancied.

A particularly cunning and calculated method I once employed was to befriend a lad in year 8 because he had a gorgeous sister in the year above.

I must have spent the best part of 3 months befriending that unwitting buffoon, slowly plotting my way towards a happily-ever-after with his sis.

I actually managed to sleep at his house one night thinking it could be my big chance, but there she was, in all her glory, with a year 11 from another school.

I swear I never spoke to that ‘friend’ again.

Anyway, what I’m trying to say is that love makes us do terrible, evil things, like this next woman who smashed her way into a closed Pennsylvania police station in order to look for an officer she’d been sexually harassing ever since he arrested her.


Police say 27-year-old Ashley Keister, of Nanticoke, used a large cigarette butt receptacle to smash glass doors into the West Wyoming police building around 12:45 a.m. Monday. Once inside, she started rummaging through filing cabinets.


West Wyoming Police Chief Curtis Nocera says Keister had been under investigation for harassing an officer who arrested her last year. He says she sent sexually harassing messages on social media and would call 911 just to talk to him.

The break-in was caught on CCTV, which you can check out below:

That’s a woman who knows what she wants and goes for it!

She was charged with aggravated assault on a police officer, burglary and vandalism, and was jailed on $50,000 bail.

I mean, you’ve sort of got to feel sorry for her, don’t you?

I felt like burning that other school to the ground when I found out about that lad’s sister and her fella.

I didn’t.

(I’ve come across as a bit of psycho in this article haven’t I?)

Images via YouTube/WNEP