Jeremy Clarkson Has Been Voted As The UK’s Sexiest Man Alive

Jeremy Clarkson has been crowned the UK’s sexiest man alive thanks to a poll by dozens of women who clearly find the farmer irresistible.

As we all know, Amazon Prime released season 2 of the hit series Clarkson’s Farm, and it has done extremely well on the streaming site, much to the surprise of Clarkson who was skeptical that people would enjoy it. 

He revealed to LADbible: “I thought Clarkson’s Farm would serve up gentle disappointment to fans of The Grand Tour.”

“They’d watch the first one, maybe the first three, and that would dwindle to nobody watching.

“And then obviously the first inkling that all was well was there was a Guardian review the day after it aired, which said it was appalling and dreadful and an insult to farmers, and I thought, ‘The Guardian hate it – I think we’re on to something here.’”

And it seems he puts the success of the show down to his co-star “Kaleb,” sharing that he thinks “he’s an absolute star.”

“And what I love about Kaleb is he just has no airs and graces around me at all, it’s just, ‘You f***ing useless w***er.’

“That happens on a daily basis, and I live in constant fear of upsetting him – which I know I’ve done. I did something yesterday so bad, and I know he’s going to find out, and I couldn’t sleep last night thinking, ‘He is going to be livid with me.’”

And now, season 2 has officially dropped. The synopsis for this season reads: “Jeremy Clarkson, Britain’s best-known but least-qualified amateur farmer is back!

“Another year in the life of Diddly Squat farm begins, and all the regular characters are still here, helping Jeremy as much as they can: Kaleb’s on hand to show him How to Actually Run a Farm, Lisa’s running the shop, Charlie’s always ready to deliver more brutal home truths, and Gerald’s still Head of Security, with his own unique way of expressing himself.

“With farmers across the country facing the impact of Brexit and the impending loss of subsidies, all are forced to diversify and Jeremy’s got big plans: he wants a herd of cows, he wants a load more chickens, and he wants his own restaurant where he can serve up a menu entirely made up of Diddly Squat produce, with the ambition of increasing his annual profit from last year (£144). All farms are busy, but this one is about to get a whole lot busier…”

Shortly after it came out, fans swarmed to stream the show, which has been hitting headlines recently.

According to Barb, the official audience research company, 4.3 million people watched the farming program’s second season.

Shockingly, the results surpassed the hit series The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power, which debuted on the platform last year with 3.2M viewers and officially made it Amazon’s best-rated show.

It has also gained more viewers than Love Island and the BRIT Awards!

And it seems that Clarkson’s success has made him a hit with the ladies, as he has now been voted the UK’s sexiest man alive.

2,000 women apparently participated in a poll by the dating website IllicitEncounters and came to that surprising conclusion.

Ryan Reynolds, who came in at fourth, and Idris Elba, seventh, were tight opposition for Clarkson, who earned eight out of a possible ten points.

Gary Lineker came in at second place, while the third was Mike Tindall.

 Jessica Leoni, spokesperson for IllicitEncounters said: “With the wax jacket and tweed shirt, clearly Clarkson’s bad-boy farm vibe is working for the over 30s.”

The full list is as follows:

  1. Jeremy Clarkson
  2. Gary Lineker
  3. Mike Tindall
  4. Ryan Reynolds
  5. Martin Lewis
  6. Dermot O’Leary (joint)
  7. Idris Elba (joint)
  8. Volodymyr Zelenksy
  9. Mikel Arteta
  10. Charlie Mullins

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